Gadzooks

Gadzooks. 

In case we needed a reminder of just how twisted our cultural consciousness is, look no further than to the ubiquitous use of the "f" word in our conversations, in dialogue on TV and movies. and in our heads.

It's not weird enough that we take this amazing, literally, life producing phenomenon that is coincidentally the source of such much pleasure-even ecstasy and turn it into the worst way to curse one another out. "What the "f...", "f..." you, "Hey buddy, turn off the "f...ing" ... ad nauseam, but, ironically, we can't use the "f" word on the public air waves. Talk about schizophrenic. Is it any wonder we are so polarized?

Now, while I can attest to the fact that by putting those letters together in that particular order as a way to express frustration and anger can be very satisfying--for a second, I have a suggestion. Instead of defaulting to the "f" word when you're bent out of shape, try saying, "Gadzooks". While it may not have the plosive satisfaction of the "f" word, it just may add a little humor to an otherwise irritating moment. 

Just think about it--in all the movies, TV show, conversations, etc. hearing people say Gadzooks. Imagine how many times you'll be hearing it. Enough to drive you crazy,

But then again, when you think of how many times we use the twisted and inverted version of the "f" word, an idiot can see that we're already nuts.

Who knows, maybe by using the "G...ks" word we just may become a little more conscious or at the least, not take ourselves and our annoyances so seriously

Who knows? Maybe it will become so popular, will simply refer to it as the "G" word.

Think on't..